I'm practicing my freestyle on Omegle.
You: chuck taylaas on me feet
You: peeps these sneaks like tighty tight jeans
Stranger: you a scene bitch
Stranger: WELL GUESS WHAT I'M ASIAN
You: applebottoms tweet, leavem at the beach
You: azn for the treats, sleepin in the heat
Stranger: hello kitty
Stranger: hello kitty, how i pity
You: rhymes for free aint rhymes they beats
Stranger: tastey cake, frosty treats, sausages and bacons, man's favorite meat
Stranger: thee is thou, a bam and a pow
You: bacons rolled round sweets, cakes and pies for me
Stranger: grasshoppers, garages, possessors and green dressers
Stranger: cock in mouth, reachin down south to atlanta a town, don't you ever frown
You: cross with crossdressers over limited quantity sweaters
Stranger: tooth enamil strong nothing like a nike bong
You: mailing my letters, changes in weather
Stranger: fapping all day, the world's shaded gray
You: yeezy bong, rings ding dongs, whose dong is whos and how long?
Stranger: asian bitch, eat some tail, grow a book, and open the mail
You: tits on bitches make me itch my business til the kids get hip to whats in the kitchen
Stranger: rita's slushees, black cherry vanilla, and I'll be like mom , fuck you i'm chillin
You: roll up them sleeves, dig in, feast, find the eats drippin pounds o grease
Stranger: spit your game, a little loogey, look under your bed, and say hey mr. boogie
You: pokemon master, title bout, badges on display, kids all shout
Stranger: yugioh, that kuriboh drop, like a little villain, balloon's bout to pop
You: ash catchem you the shit, roll with it, flip ya lid, grab yo tongues, roll em in, laces thick, looped twice to win
theslyestfox - i CANNOT believe you were just magically matched up with someone who played along and feestyled with you. ah-mazing.
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“Under the sea Under the sea Darling it’s better Down where it’s wetter Take it from me” I really want to eat at this restaurant. 5andra: This is so cool and if I’m ever in the beautiful Maldives this would be a no-brainer… an underwater restaurant! [Photos via Flickr]
Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed...– More psychedelia for the Babes. Ever since you guys decided on the theme for your next show, suddenly there’s stuff about acid all over Tumblr. Coincidence? (OP:hipstertracker/RB:jordanhudson)
hrrrthrrr: French director Dimitri Stankowicz has got some great animation including this piece, Herr Barr. Dimitri has also been selected by Björk among 10 other finalists for his music video, made for “Innocence” contest. Dimitri is just one director represented by Passion Paris (the French branch of UK Passion Pictures) with a wealth of great films. I get hypnotized by stuff like this. ...
HEY GUYS! VOTE FOR ME ON MOVIE MOB →
done aaaaaand done. (i think it’s sort of silly that they let you vote, not only more than once, but as many times as you care to click? what if people just sit and vote for themselves all day? that’s not very reflective of whether or not they are good at reviewing movies, or make funny review videos…*shrugs* oh well. Go boner party!) nedhepburn: with the amazing moniker of...
How to make a Questions Post:
for mariaknstantinov, and anyone else who hasn’t figured it out yet: write a normal post. photo, text, whatever. end said post in a ? and a little “let people answer this” box appears on the bottom right side of the bar that lets you choose which tumblr you post in and if it is sent to twitter/what the tags are etc. If you keep typing and the post doesn’t end in...
Teen Girl Fantasizes about Teen Girl Fantasy →
best. band. website. ever. yourpalmal: on “her” Angel Fire page, no less. This is really the best idea a band has ever had.
Omegle is absolutely blowing my mind right now. →
so THIS is that crazy anonymous chat program everyone’s been tumbling screenshots of recently! (via yourpalmal)
Because they are so long lived, atoms really get around. Every atom you possess...– Bill Bryson (via tmblg)