July 2009
IRL FML
Today on the way home from Salt Spring Island we’d planned to catch the 8:50 ferry so we left at 8 and sped down to the terminal, making it there JUST in time with the car on empty the whole way. We got to the terminal and the ferry was nowhere in sight. Then we realised that I’d misread the schedule and the last ferry was an hour before. So we drove back downtown and pulled up at the...
“When you read the [Twilight series], it’s like saying ‘Edward Cullen is so...”
– Robert Pattinson (via tmblg)
contrary to normal, I like this guy more now that I’m finding out how insincere he was about playing this part. I mean, at least he knew why a ridiculous character in a ridiculous novel he was playing, but used the movie less as an authentic expression of his...
There's a rave in my pants and you're invited...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(516): onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
(443): he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
June 2009
Pirate Bay sells for $7.8M; going legal →
the one thing this article doesn’t mention that I wanna know is how they intend to make the money to share with the makers of the shared content. Are they going to start charging users (probably)? If so, do they not understand that the reason why TPB is in the most visited websites list is because it’s free? Also I’m curious as to why you would buy TPB “and it’s...
I’m generally in favor of “sex is generally too orgasm centric. enjoying doing, and doing it well is more important.” but….honestly this is actually kind of true…
txtsfrmlstnght:
(913): Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
(919): Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like...
you’re aware that there’s a txtsfrmlstnght Tumblr now, right? So you could just follow it and see them in your dashboard and then <3 the ones you like the most…
just meaning…you don’t have to post them on tumblr because they are all already on Tumblr when you do because they post them here as soon as they’re up on the other website.
(via teacakes)
this is pretty rad!
iamaaron:
York Redoubt - I...
loooooove this.
skinnyghost:
OH. MY. LAWD.
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