TK: @MayorEmanuel tweets about angry birds →
THIS IS EXACTLY SUMS UP MY FEELINGS ABOUT ANGRY BIRDS tktktktktk: “Fuck these Angry Birds right in their motherfucking feathered fucking vents. “ “Seriously, Carl the Intern left his iPod Touch here and I’ve been up most of the fucking night playing it. It is motherfucking maddening” “They give you these motherfucking exploding fucking birds, but then they…
everybody call Scott Bell and leave him nasty messages.
petitchaton.: Thank you! →
YAY! I’m glad my measly donation helped this lady pay her medical bills. Canadian public-healthcare-guilt makes me a softy when it comes to helping American friends not be so sick anymore. piratekitten: Thank you to Caitlin S, Yana, Rachel M, Justine F, Ben L, Will E, Chris M, Eric C, Amanda B, Alexandra N, Kaylin M, Megan E, USLF, Julian K, Bryan R, Lezlie W, Shelly M, Rachel R, Nicole...
Damaging New Health Report on Meat. →
theinformedvegan: The meat industry is bracing for what could be the most damaging report on the negative health effects of eating meat ever published. Set to be released this week, the UK Government report will recommend that red meat consumption be limited to 2.5oz a day or 1-pound a week to limit the risk of cancer. The report will focus on the link between meat consumption and...
So I guess I need to find a torrent of this episode of SNL because apparently it ruled. hellodrama: SNL - Lady GaGa // Justin Timberlake // Andy Samberg
howling at the moon: the rapture →
bahahaha. inspired by our afore-posted text message conversation. tank-commander: so apparently everyone who is all up in jesus’ business goes to heaven tomorrow (“the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people”) and the rest of us are gonna have 5 months of torture which includes the following: “It will be on May 21st that God will raise up all the dead that have ever…
the rapture acometh
tank-commander: Yo Calli! Wanna hang sometime this weekend if you're not busy?
Me: As long as it's before the rapture, man! :D
tank-commander: BAHAHAHA oh yah! Forgot about that! Shiiiiiiiiit hahaha
Me: Unless we both get raptured. Then we can just chill in heaven!
tank-commander: HAHA heaven. Good one.
Me: Well I don't think anyone gets sent to hell right away. Guess we can just stay here if we're not chosen.
tank-commander: YAY! Then the world will be rid of morons and we can save the environment and have gay marriage bahahaa
Me: OMG BESSSST! Hadn't even occured to me.
Humans are the only animals to cook their food, and aside, perhaps, from the...– Michael Ruhlman (via blownspeakers) This is a totally inaccurate statement. While animals don’t have the use of fire as we do they don’t cook exactly like we do, but some species do prepare their food before eating it: -Ants prepare their meat not by heating but by marinating it with...
Rehabilitated baby sea lion can't believe it's... →
basquavita: this is the best thing. Got all teary eyed. It’s SO stoked!
skinnyghost sent this to me in an email today and I was going to post it on Tumblr but then I found it on my dashboard anyway. It is the greatest. fypblog: Quite. - Alec