yeaaahhhh because girls can’t eat pizza and cake and still be slim. We all get super fat, super fast if we so much as consume a single carbohydrate. All we’ll eat is celery because if we don’t watch it we balloon up and then NO boy will EVER love us. Hey bonerparty, what happened that made you not funny anymore? In the beginning I used to actually laugh at almost every post and now it just makes me roll my eyes because it’s so predictable and typical and trite and sometimes even succeeds at making me feel mildly offended. I used to champion bonerparty, submitted pictures to it that you guys used, and even made a girl version of it (knickersoaker) because I liked it so much, WHAT GIVES? bonerparty: the best thing about dating really skinny girls is that you can stand infront of the refrigerator and go “anybody? who wants chocolate cake and pizza? nobody? nooobody? i dont hear anything! PIZZA AND CAKE. pizza and cake going once. going twice. WELL that’s all the more for me, then”. (photo via sarazucker)
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yeaaahhhh because girls can’t eat pizza and cake and still be slim. We all get super fat, super fast if we so much as consume a single carbohydrate. All we’ll eat is celery because if we don’t watch it we balloon up and then NO boy will EVER love us.

Hey bonerparty, what happened that made you not funny anymore? In the beginning I used to actually laugh at almost every post and now it just makes me roll my eyes because it’s so predictable and typical and trite and sometimes even succeeds at making me feel mildly offended. I used to champion bonerparty, submitted pictures to it that you guys used, and even made a girl version of it (knickersoaker) because I liked it so much, WHAT GIVES?

bonerparty:

the best thing about dating really skinny girls is that you can stand infront of the refrigerator and go “anybody? who wants chocolate cake and pizza? nobody? nooobody? i dont hear anything! PIZZA AND CAKE. pizza and cake going once. going twice. WELL that’s all the more for me, then”.

(photo via sarazucker)

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    I work at an Italian restaurant/takeaway. I am given...free pizza/pasta every night I...
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    thanks, im starving.
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    what she said. also. she’s...“hot and skinny”…because she
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