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fistful of sparklers.

heart full of fire

File Under: Yet another product that makes men more disappointed once they’ve taken your clothes off.  These things are like false advertising! Between push-up bras that make titties look bigger/perkier, Spanx that make your thighs and stomach look firmer/flatter and the Booty Pop that makes your butt look perkier men are pretty much doomed to expect all women that wear them to look hotter naked than they actually do.

ALSO the point of these is to make your butt look nicer, right? So people think your butt looks nicer and are more attracted to you? So wouldn’t it be embarrassing if you were wearing these and met someone and went back to whoever’s place and they take off your dress/pants/whatever and notice that you’re wearing padded UNDERWEAR? How do you explain that?

molls:

I bet this causes butt acne, but I’m still ordering at least twelve.

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    Wish my real ass was jus’ a booty pop so I could take it off sometimes. Lugging this thing around is heavy.
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    File Under: Yet another product that makes men more disappointed once they’ve taken your clothes off. These things are...
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