var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7855794-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} things i create, photos i take, places i go, things that i know, stuff i adore (and also abhor) food that i cook, places to look.Tumblr (3.0; @theslyestfox)http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspxndDV2e1qa2q7do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/56052588/suckmysharkdick" target="_blank">a classic</a>, revisited.</p> <p>(OP:<a href="http://whenthingsdisappear.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">whenthingsdisappear</a>/RB:<a href="http://fuckyeahnarwals.tumblr.com/post/237596271/brocrystalshere-via-whenthingsdisappear" target="_blank">fuckyeahnarwals</a>)</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237798835http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237798835Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:26:18 -0800suck my dick i'm a sharksharknarwhaldisco stickdicksinging sharksinging narwhal<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstls1lmjq1qzs7xto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://koneja.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">koneja</a>)</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237796168http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237796168Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:22:41 -0800jellyfishseadrawing<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gS53egYTIGQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gS53egYTIGQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>i want all cat videos to have captions from now on. make it so, internet!</p> <p><a href="http://linusinhats.tumblr.com/post/237345796/hugo-and-linus" target="_blank">linusinhats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hugo and Linus!</p> </blockquote>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237363975http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237363975Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:55:39 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iYxggzKeO7U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iYxggzKeO7U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>spider caaat, spider cat. does whatever a spider cat does.</p> <p><a href="http://linusinhats.tumblr.com/post/237175497/at-one-time-hugo-was-not-so-fat-and-could-climb" target="_blank">linusinhats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>At one time, Hugo was not so fat, and could climb walls!</p> </blockquote>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237350613http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237350613Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:39:26 -0800catclimb wallslinusinhatshugo<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst767AyA71qzj5e8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Cosby bear!</p> <p>(via <a href="http://gaydee.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">gaydee</a>)</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237336339http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/237336339Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:22:37 -0800bearcosby sweater<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kss9td3Vwj1qza1wko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://everydayimhustlin.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">everydayimhustlin</a>)</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236846805http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236846805Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:20:12 -0800<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kss9ojQGwc1qa3m33o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i want teacup kitties! stay tiny forever, damn it!</p> <p>(<a href="http://jtwinkies.tumblr.com/post/236843871/omg-so-cute" target="_blank">jtwinkies</a>)</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236845258http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236845258Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:17:22 -0800kittieskittencatadorableteacup<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kss9n1elyg1qzlg13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>awwwwe winter coats are coming in!</p> <p>(via <a href="http://surgeries.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">surgeries</a>)</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236844461http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236844461Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:15:49 -0800foxarcticwinter coat<p>If I lived in the states I would do this, and if you do you really should. It’s important.</p> <p><a href="http://piratekitten.tumblr.com/post/236815470/have-you-had-an-abortion-do-you-know-someone-who-has" target="_blank">piratekitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i do, and if they had been denied the right to have an abortion, they wouldn’t be the women they are today. they would be raising a child in a low-income situation, unable to adequately care for their child because of a broken condom.</p> <p>the health care reform bill passed, which is wonderful, but in that passing, women might be denied the right to have an abortion unless they pay for it out-of-pocket. republicans and pro-lifers don’t want to pay for your mistakes, or the rape that you were too scared/ashamed/embarrassed to file a police report for.</p> <p>if you feel that you and only you have the right to decide if you can have an abortion, PLEASE write to your senator ASAP, because this still needs to pass through senate. tell them that you are against the stupak amendment, or as i like to call it, the “stupid amendment” (i know, so fucking clever), and that it’s a violation of your rights as a woman (or a supporter of women). this is personally the most disgusting news i’ve heard this year, and it makes me incredibly angry and afraid.</p> <p>you can find your representative <a href="https://writerep.house.gov/writerep/welcome.shtml" target="_blank">here</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236822401http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236822401Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:38:06 -0800<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krzwnnyAyG1qzu92bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SO, ladies and gentlemen, after viewing my notes and counting backwards it has come to my attention that this lovely lady, <a href="http://mlle.tumblr.com/post/221413121/epic" target="_blank">mlle</a>, was my 700th follower! I honestly don’t even understand how there are over <i>seven hundred</i> of you who follow this blog, but I do want to say thanks, not just for following me, but for being really great tumblrs! I usually (when I have time, anyway) look at every reblog that I get to see what you guys are saying about the stuff you like enough to repost, and sometimes I poke around your blogs and they’re all super rad! So….I dunno, I feel silly for saying thank you for following me, because follower count shouldn’t really matter, and it’s not like I’ve won an award or something, but it does make me feel warm and fuzzy inside that there are so many great people on the internet and that I can be part of this great Tumblr community.</p> <p><3 you guys foreverssss.</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236738289http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236738289Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:38:00 -0800700th follower!woo!<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kss277qhVh1qzqb0qo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AND I DIDN’T NOTICE!?</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236734343http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236734343Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:33:07 -0800<p>I’m totally going to make “I beat swine in ‘09” buttons if you want one!</p> <p><a href="http://blownspeakers.tumblr.com/post/236454410/swine-it-up" target="_blank">blownspeakers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I too am sick. How can you tell if it’s swine flu or regular flu? I realize phoning the Nurse Line is probably 100x smarter than asking on t3h internetz, but the line is jammed right now.</p> <p><a href="http://towerofsleep.tumblr.com/post/236366573/swine-it-up" target="_blank">towerofsleep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://circumpolarnavigation.tumblr.com/post/236338224/swine-it-up" target="_blank">circumpolarnavigation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I talked to a nurse just now and based on my symptoms she says I probably have the Swine with complications (went into my lungs). Has anyone started making “I survived h1n1/09” buttons or tshirts yet? Oh wait, I just checked for myself… they have.</p> <p><img src="http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f68/124437d1245377171-add-swine-flu-my-list-life-experiences-2993771-1-i-survived-swine-flu-pandemic-2009-dark.jpg" width="482" height="477"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh no! Get better soon! Before I come to visit!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236700051http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236700051Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:51:49 -0800swine flusucks<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrlcpQEfA1qzr6ooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://yourpalmal.com/post/236548925/in-an-effort-to-get-people-to-look-into-each" target="_blank">yourpalmal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In an effort to get people to look into each other’s eyes more, and also to appease the mutes, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day.</p> <p>When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point at chicken noodle soup. I am adjusting well to the new way.</p> <p>Late at night, I call my long distance lover, proudly say <i>I only used fifty-nine today. </i> <i>I saved the rest for you.</i></p> <p>When she doesn’t respond, I know she’s used up all her words, so I slowly whisper <i>I love you</i> thirty-two and a third times. After that, we just sit on the line and listen to each other breathe.</p> <p>- Jeffrey McDaniel, “<b>The Quiet World</b>”</p> </blockquote>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236694949http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236694949Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:45:45 -0800<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksniqcwNWz1qa6z6mo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Why don’t you hop on my nose and I’ll help you cross the river, little gingerbread man?”</p> <p>(OP:<a href="http://abusator.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"></a><a title="Hazy Days" href="http://innocenceisoverrated.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">innocenceisoverrated</a> /RB:<a href="http://tnkcmndr.tumblr.com/post/235330767/stefantueshaus-via-abusator" target="_blank">tnkcmndr</a>)</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236689096http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236689096Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:39:00 -0800foxgingerbread manslyom nom nom<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfmkjnmV1qzn8r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I would actually<i> love </i>one of these.</p> <p><a href="http://piratekitten.tumblr.com/post/235237271/piece-by-amanda-wachob-click-thru-for-more-of-her" target="_blank">piratekitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>piece by amanda wachob.<br/>click-thru for more of her work.</p> </blockquote>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236116510http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/236116510Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:41:53 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t2WWeq9-QKA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t2WWeq9-QKA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“…but I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.”</p> <p><a href="http://tomippen.tumblr.com/post/235535184/via-honeyroyale" target="_blank">tomippen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://honeyroyale.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">honeyroyale</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/235869853http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/235869853Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:53:17 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234529249/tumblr_ksntbpl3tI1qzparz&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>aaarooon. this is pretty great. more please?</p> <p><a href="http://iamaaron.tumblr.com/post/234340175/the-thin-moon-fan-club-snacks-yeah-thats-me" target="_blank">iamaaron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i><b>The Thin Moon Fan Club - Snacks</b></i></p> <p>yeah, that’s me. yeah, this is what i’m doing with music now.</p> </blockquote>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/234529249http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/234529249Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:01:39 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PjDgBRUDVPs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PjDgBRUDVPs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Fucking raaaaad. Totally seeing this one.</p> <p>(RB:<a href="http://bearslair.tumblr.com/post/234393007/thriftymood-this-movie-looks-boss-love-milla" target="_blank">bearslair</a>/OP:<a href="http://thriftymood.tumblr.com/post/234387592/this-movie-looks-boss" target="_blank">thriftymood</a>)</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/234524500http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/234524500Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:56:54 -0800<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnx0dV4Td1qzlktro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>squidcat. best. ever.</p> <p><a href="http://linusinhats.tumblr.com/post/234409539/poot-awwwww-you-guys-made-me-ink" target="_blank">linusinhats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*POOT* awwwww you guys made me ink!</p> </blockquote>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/234520093http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/234520093Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:52:15 -0800linusinhatssquid<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk0jypGxP1qzkpm8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://rightclicksaveas.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">rightclicksaveas</a>)</p>http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/234512969http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/234512969Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:44:08 -0800spacedoglaika